Real Process Engineers 
  • Real Process Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
  • Real Process Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday. 
  • Real process Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words. 
  • Real Process Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions. 
  • Real Process Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?" 
  • Real Process Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car". 
  • Real Process Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window. 
  • Real Process Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B. 
  • Real Process Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it. 
  • Real Process Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich. 
  • Real Process Engineers don't find the above at all funny.

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