Real Process Engineers
- Real Process Engineers consider
themselves well dressed if their socks match.
- Real Process Engineers buy their
spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
- Real process Engineers have a
non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
- Real Process Engineers repair
their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic
transmissions.
- Real Process Engineers say
"It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees
Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?"
- Real Process Engineers wear
badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached
saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own
car".
- Real Process Engineers' politics
run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an
office with a window.
- Real Process Engineers know the
"ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
- Real Process Engineers know how
to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do
it.
- Real Process Engineers'
briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum
Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
- Real Process Engineers don't find
the above at all funny.
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