• I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
• You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 
• Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
• Wanna come back to my room and see my Hard Disk (even if it is full of
  crap)?
• How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? 
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• You're sweeter than glucose.
• We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. 
• Wanna see the programs in my Psion Organiser ?
• Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
• You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
• My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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