"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house ?

Of these same men, 90% will kiss their house goodbye when their wife leaves.

 

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