(updated 5 June, 2003 )
  The jokes in this collection were emailed to me by various people (past and present members of the Department, and others, all of whom shall remain anonymous). Some of the jokes are quite good, while others didn't do anything for me. See what you think.

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Not suitable for sensitive types Contains hints of strong language; what might be considered sexually suggestive material and disrespectful to certain beliefs. Not suitable if you are sensitive
Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour should be suitable for all; sensitive and hard-as-nails types
Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive generally okay, but if you are ultra-sensitive, you may still find the material deplorable 

However, you may still find the material not to your taste.  If you think that you might be upset, then ...

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CATEGORIES
Animals Computers Doctors and Dentists Engineers
The Workplace Marriage and Partners Men Women
Strange but true? Quotes and Sayings Miscellaneous Politics
Education and Learning      

 

Animals
Bad dog! Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Boss Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Circus Elephant Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Contractor Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Guide dog Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Lucky frog Not suitable for sensitive types
Macho Mice Not suitable for sensitive types  

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Computers
Net addiction Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Systems upgrade Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Tales from technical support Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour The Creation Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
WordPerfect Helpline  Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour You've been on the computer too long if ...Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

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Doctors and Dentiststists
A naughty poem Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Collection of short medic jokes Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Dental decisions Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Doctors Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Three bragging doctors Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Trick or treat Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Cough medicine Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Medical Question Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive

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Education and Learning
University Truisms Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive  The Rabbit's Thesis Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive

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Engineers
An Engineering Perspective on 
Christmas Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive		 Castaway Engineer Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Comprehending Engineers - Take 1 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Comprehending Engineers - Take 2 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Engineers always have to be clever Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Engineers and anatomy Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Engineer in hell Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Glossary of Engineering terminology Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
How to recognise an engineer Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Pick-Up Lines to use on Process Engineering Chicks Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Process Engineering Terminology Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

 

Real Process Engineers Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Review of Perry's Chemical Engineers' Handbook Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
The Engineer and the Frog Queen Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Top Ten Things Process Engineering School didn't Teach You Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
You know you are a Chemical Engineer if ... Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

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The Workplace
Employee training Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Ensuring workday leisure Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Fitness reports Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Guide to safe fax Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
If you think you're having a bad day ... Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Job interviews Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Leaving early Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Paying your dues Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Theory of promotions Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Tough training Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive

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Marriage and Partners
Bedroom games Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour "Go toward the light!" Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Marriage Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Marrying a lawyer Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Newly Weds Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Comparing wives Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Toilet paper Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Funeral service Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Counselling Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive  

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Men
About Men Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Alimony Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Beer turns men to women! Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Chemical and Physical Properties Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Creation of man Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Fart Boys Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Grandpa's Viagra Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Love with a younger woman Not suitable for sensitive types
Man's stages of life Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Pappa's pride Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Men you meet in washrooms Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Why men should be built by FUJI Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Ain't being a guy grand? Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Men's vocabulary Not suitable for sensitive types

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Women
Chemical and Physical Properties Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Mama's joy Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Old Maid Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Woman's stages of life Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Age Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Women's rights Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive

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Strange but true ?
A letter to the bank manager Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Creative Writing 101 Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Darwin Awards Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Darwin Awards 2 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Good luck Mr. Gorsky Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Incredible headlines Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Questions lawyers ask Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

Darwin Awards 2000 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

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Quotes and Sayings
Beer quotes Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Chinese Proverbs Not suitable for sensitive types
Chocolate better than sex? Not suitable for sensitive types Quotes Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
More Quotes Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour The Sayings of Homer Simpson Not suitable for sensitive types
Council Complaints Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive  

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Politics
Politics Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Presidential advise Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Clinton Collection Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Al Gore Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

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Miscellaneous
Air Force One lands Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Barbie Dolls Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Bill G. at the Gates of heaven Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Bill G. joke 2 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Bill G. joke 3 Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Collection of short category Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour jokes Friendly football fans Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Foreign exchange Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive How do they do it? Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Kids Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Law as it should be Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Nude statues in park Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Personality classification using the 'cubicle test' Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Sharks Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Shopping Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour
Useless Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour Vaseline powered car Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
The answer is simple Should be okay for anyone with even the slightest sense of humour

Scouse Eggs Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive

The truth about college Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive Wine tasting Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive
Ways of the world Unsuitable viewing if you are ultra-sensitive  

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