Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men  should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that  revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed that

  • 100% of the men gained weight
  • talked excessively without making sense
  • became overly  emotional
  • couldn't drive
  • failed to think rationally
  • argued over nothing, and 
  • refused to apologise when wrong.

  No further testing is planned.

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