Guide to Safe Fax 

 Q
         Do I have to be married to have safe fax? 
 A
         Although married people fax quite often, there are many
         single people who fax complete strangers every day. 
 Q
         My parents say they never had fax when they were young and
         were only allowed to write memos to each other until they
         were twenty one. How old do you think someone should be
         before they can fax? 
 A
         Faxing can be performed at any age once you have learned the
         correct procedure. 
 Q
         If I fax to myself, will I go blind? 
 A
         Certainly not, as far as we can see. 
 Q
         There is a place on my street where you can go and pay to fax
         someone. Is this legal? 
 A
         YES! Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives
         and must pay a PROFESSIONAL when their need to fax becomes
         too great. 
 Q
         I fax quite often...Should I use a cover? 
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         Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a cover
         should always be used. 
 Q
         What happens when I incorrectly fax and fax prematurely? 
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         Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't
         faxed for a long time. Just start over. Most fax partners
         won't mind if you try again. 
 Q
         I have a business and a personal fax. Can transmissions
         become mixed up? 
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         Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a
         cover each time you fax, you won't transmit anything you're
         not supposed to 

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